When you relocate, you can strategically move certain celestial bodies into certain houses to improve those parts of your life. The Zodiac is a wheel divided into 12 “houses,” each of which corresponds to a different area of your life: sex and dating, friendships and community, job and finances, health and daily routines, etc. The planets and signs in your chart don’t change when you travel, but the “houses” they’re located in do. You won’t suddenly turn into a fun-loving Libra just because you move to, like, Maryland. You can target certain areas of your life that need a tune-up You can have other good things, but it’s like having Asshole as a rising sign.” “It’s like you were born under a black cloud. In astrology, planets deemed malefic (from the Latin maleficus wicked, harmful) bring misfortune.
“Let’s say you have a malefic planet, Saturn, right on your ascendent that’s a really fucked placement,” Angel says. If you’re making potato soup, as Angel puts it, and you add some oregano in it, it’s not oregano soup it’s potato with a dash of oregano. That’s the sign most dominant in your personality, but there’s also your rising sign - aka your ascendant - which is kind of like what you’re flavored by. The specific longitudes and latitudes of your birth chart will reveal, among other things, your Sun sign - which is the one thing you already know even if you don’t know anything about astrology: that you’re a Leo, a Gemini, a Pisces, whatever. There are websites aplenty that can draw up your chart apps like TimePassages can give you a detailed interpretation for a cool $0.99. Your birth chart is basically a snapshot of what the sky looked like above you at the moment you were born it’s created using the date, location, and time of your birth (down to the minute, if possible). The first thing Angel does during a reading (which can be done over Skype if you’re not local) is cast the client’s birth chart. At least according to the stars and planets and stuff. It’s not as simple as, “oh, you’re a Capricorn, DC is the city for you.” But if you’re thinking about a change of scenery and have even a vague passing interest in astrology, Angel could very well help you make a move for the better. Or they might just have divine wanderlust and want to travel all over the world.”Īngel specializes in relocation astrology, which explores not just where you should move, but when you should move and why - or maybe why you shouldn’t move at all. Sometimes the person’s mother has just died, or they just went through a divorce. “People come to me when they’re freaking the fuck out,” Angel tells me. Over the last five or so years, she’s become New York’s premier travel astrologer. In her spare time, she paints vaginas on furniture.
In public, she wear petticoats and elaborate hats. I have never seen her without her color-blocked teal and pink eyeshadow, even now when she’s relaxing in her robe and fuzzy slippers in her apartment. It’s like the planet’s saying, ‘fuck it, going on vacation, bye.’ Basic communication tends to snafu.”Īngel is a longtime figure in Lower Manhattan’s art and music scene. “Mercury is the trickster, likes to play games. “It’s Mercury retrograde right now, so make sure you back this up,” says Angel Eyedealism, gesturing to the phone I’m using to record our interview.
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